"You know, as much as we were looking forward to seeing little Harmony starring in the Happy Valley Snoring Theater version of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, we just can't make it because...
Our dog is opening the same night, in an all-canine version of The Bad Seed. We're a little concerned he's taking this roll a little too seriously...soooo...we can't miss it. He's got really sharp teeth.
I've developed this allergy to folding metal chairs.
My paramilitary group has target practice that night, and attendance is mandatory.
I'm so sorry, but I think that play is on PETA's boycott list. You know, the hot tin not being a safe environment for the cat, and all.
RED FLAG: If the town is small enough and weird enough, there actually MAY be a canine version of a play- and the kid's parent might want to come along on your next 'fictional' paramilitary meeting.
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